So, last night I had a dream that me, you and some other girl got a house for a summer on some beach. And there were three bedrooms and one of the bedrooms was the entire upstairs.. And I got that room, but the people that lived there before us, their daughter went through an exorcism.
I didn't want that room cause crosses kept falling, but you guys madddeee me stay up there. The first night we were there you and the other girl were out til like 3am and I was home cause I wasn't 21 and all this shit was happening and I called you and you were like sorry we're not coming home!
So instead of flying back to Mass I took a cruise home, and we hit a rock.. And in the water were these huge fish that if we jumped in we were dead.. But the ship was sinking and somehow you ended up on the boat..
The water was too shallow so the ship stopped sinking, and it was now dinner time and dinner was being served on top deck cause bottom was under water.
And I was so stressed that I was talking to you about it and I threw my dinner plate on the table and I crushed all your mozzarella sticks...
and you got so mad and threw me overboard and before I hit water I woke up hahahahahahaaha
The only logical response? Damn you for crushing my mozzarella sticks!
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