The Myrtle Beach Timeline

What a friggin weekend. I think the best way to talk about our little Myrtle Beach excursion is to give you the timeline.

12:00 - 2:30 We drove down to Myrtle Beach. It's not that far away, but Highway 17 has lights. To me, that's not a highway. Each time we drive down there it gets further and further away.

3:00 We meet up with Danny's step-sister, Stephanie, at the hotel. We wanted to sit by the pool, but it looks like this..

I'm not sure, but I don't think the pool is supposed to be GREEN.

3:00 - 6:fucking30  What turned into a quick catch up, me and Danny being ready for HOURS, has officially turned into the Stephanie fashion show. Things not to do in Myrtle Beach = sit in hotel room.

6:30 We're finally going to dinner. We snap the essential "going out" picture.

7:00 We are sitting, eating, drinking and talking. I can see in Lindsey's eyes that she is already annoyed with Stephanie. She keeps flashing me the "please shut her up" look. My friend, Danielle, from home met up with us!

9:00 Dinner is officially over after Lindsey pounds her last beer in order to get away from Stephanie.

9:30 - 10:00 We walk around Broadway, having a good time!

11:00 - 2:00 We are at my favorite place ever. Drinking and dancing. We meet up with my friend Chad. Stephanie ditches us for a bunch of Mexicans. We randomly meet up with one of Danny's friends who hangs out with us for the rest of the night.We see a girl with no pants on...

2:00 - 3:00 The clubs close. We watch people get arrested and taken out in ambulances. We find Stephanie in front of a random store. We pile in the car because someone says they want Denny's.

3:00 - 3:45 No one can find Denny's. Stephanie is pissed and screaming. Lindsey is getting mad. We pull over. I'm getting screamed at by Lindsey, for reasons I'm still not sure of. Stephanie gets out of the car and walks away. Danny and his friend are out of the car, so I do the same. Lindsey is cussing me out, the three of us just stand there and take it. Stephanie calls and says she's back with the Mexicans and she will meet us at the hotel. We get in the car, in silence and go to the hotel.

3:45 - 4:00 We are in bed. Stephanie calls "Thanks to you guys I lost my fucking wallet in that Mexicans car, you need to come let me in RIGHT NOW." Me and Danny go get her, check Lindsey's car for the wallet. Nothing.

4:00 I'm back in bed and Stephanie is packing. I ask where she is going. No answer. She storms out of the room. Five minutes later, Lindsey goes after her. Ten minutes later, Stephanie kicks us all out of the room and says "This room is under my name, if you don't leave...I'm calling the cops." We grab our stuff...and leave. She calls "appologizes" and tells us to go back. Uh, HELL NO.

4:15 - 5:20 We drive, exhausted. Pull over to nap.

5:40 - 7:40 Drive in horrible fog, exhausted, and the GPS stops working!

7:40 HOME SWEET HOME.

Awful, just awful. I'm not sure why everyone was so pissed and yelling. Stephanie must have found her wallet, last I checked she was in Charleston eating lunch and continuing her roadtrip.

The good  news? Me and Danny bought season 5 of LOST today on base for $30. We've done nothing all day except nap and watch TV. The puppy is at the kennel, probably having way more fun than I had the entire weekend!

The lesson? When you have one for me..let me know.