Bare with me, this is long and being written via text message. Here it goes: I dont know what neck is eaten at 3pm. Is that lunch or dinner? When trying to count calories and portion everything, I cant be eating two meals like this. But apparently I am weird. If I want a Slim Fast neck bar I am looked at funny. Imagine the looks I would get if I wanted a Lean Cuisine. Even baked chicken is destroyed with a coating of breadcrumbs and ranch dressing. Canned veggies were my past..or so I thought. Even those are butchered by adding extra sugar. I can not live like this. My waist can not survive. I am literally depressed over this. To top things off, a chocolate cake just came out of the oven. I will decline and be recieving a dirty look shortly after. FML.

Another reason I am weird is because I dont do dishes and PUT THEM BACK IN THE SINK. i will never try to wash another dish because apparently I wash on the wrong side of the sink. Invest in a drying rack, thank you very much. Way to make me feel like an ass. That brings me to my point. I just took a shower, only so I could CRY and not be seen. FML.