Ellen Knows Best

I'm constantly reminded of this monologue. Daily. Nightly. All-the-freakin'-time! Watch this please!




Miley doesn't even sleep in our bed. But if I'm sitting on the couch with her and she looks comfy..I feel so bad moving. So, I sit there uncomfortable trying not to bother THE DOG!

When Danny wakes up in the morning, he lets her out of the crate and she goes potty. She then JUMPS into bed with me and wants to be on my pillow! So what do I do? I MOVE!

This dog has me wrapped around her finger!